var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-6281289-2’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @thesearethethingsinmyhead)http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aca4e41518adc2562f5a2118ceafdb66/tumblr_mnhw5qYje41rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have this idea for a film where these fishermen are lost at sea at night and then sharks appear. Then the sharks start picking off the fishermen, but you never see the sharks, because it is dark. It would be cheap to make because you don’t have to train the sharks/make animatronic sharks. You wouldn’t even need actors or even an ocean because you’d never see anything. In fact, I could do all the voices and sound effects. Theatre-goers would think the projector was broken, because nothing comes up on screen (until the final credits), which would be funny.</p> <p>Anyway, I’m going to crowd-fund the money for this, which should be about $100 (most of that is catering). Your assistance is appreciated.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/51542539993http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/51542539993Tue, 28 May 2013 18:17:00 +1200sharkinthedarkmoviefilmcrowdfunding<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83558d0820d79cc44871e3ffa2fbd3b7/tumblr_mmnk5hYDvQ1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A pleasant pachyderm.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/50195136944http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/50195136944Sun, 12 May 2013 09:10:00 +1200elephantbencomic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bd49bcc5f77ad758fc0509c6cde3a36/tumblr_mhzegvoGrE1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want to put people who say “totes cray” into a pot of boiling hot water.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/42800712105http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/42800712105Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:57:18 +1300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a1e4ea92e9b0f909c7efbab8af0cd73/tumblr_mhzc3eY1vI1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When was the last time you saw an emo?</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/42710461524http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/42710461524Sun, 10 Feb 2013 13:59:38 +1300webcomicemoweb comicmusicdarknessshadowsblack<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/496951f73536c1c828112ba772cc8d0d/tumblr_mgr00msI571rnkweso2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m so drunk I can beerly stand.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/40730552499http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/40730552499Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:25:00 +1300BeerDrunkSmashedGlassBottleAlcoholCartoonWeb comic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a51862522e3005a5b4b6ef7b216d877/tumblr_mgfwvt9gJx1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Good night, my dear Case.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/40223941772http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/40223941772Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:43:00 +1300ArgumentSuit caseCaseBedPunweb comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a55e90543aeb77c2b8dd6b19eb077fa5/tumblr_mgce7ktp5g1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d like to say this is Jimmy Savile-inspired but it isn’t. I drew it ages ago and for some reason didn’t upload it. Probably because it is terrible. Sorry. Enjoy or don’t.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/40074143036http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/40074143036Wed, 09 Jan 2013 18:06:00 +1300Jimmy SavileGhostPaedoChildWeb comiccartoon<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55a19b41a3c2f98a3086341ffe3dc178/tumblr_mgagjrc4HC1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First comic in ages. Might as well be about the sun. Image of the sun credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gsfc/8294554555/in/photostream" target="_blank">NASA/NOAA GOES Project </a></p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/39987695545http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/39987695545Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:04:00 +1300HeatMomentNasaSolarSunQueueBouncerFireEveryoneWeb comicCartoon<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pfadCJKn1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Here you go, I made you all a Father’s Day card to give to your fathers. Don’t say this is the first time I’ve done something for you. Because I did the <a href="http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/22931254844/here-you-go-i-made-you-all-a-mothers-day-card-to" target="_blank">same thing</a> for you for Mother’s Day. Quit complaining.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/30703472110http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/30703472110Sun, 02 Sep 2012 16:03:00 +1200Father's DayDadCardBeerLoveThanksSports<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kcykXmuc1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spamming me with suggestions of who to follow tells me exactly who I should not be following. You.</p> <p>Meanwhile, follow these are the things in my head <a href="https://twitter.com/thingscomic" target="_blank">here</a>, and me <a href="https://twitter.com/snappy_nz" target="_blank">here</a>!</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/29156378435http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/29156378435Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:51:00 +1200TwitterFollowFollow FridayFFSocial MediaWeb comicvenn diagram<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m897l1PFdZ1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The New Zealand Government calls for the end of unfit parents.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28726246835http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28726246835Sun, 05 Aug 2012 11:22:00 +1200New ZealandOlympicsLondonMedalsGoldMedal tableKiwiGovernmentJohn KeyWeb comic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m843wepgmu1rnkweso1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how I and thousands of others will remember Tony Sly - performing on stage. No Use for a Name at the Kings Arms in ‘05 was one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Lucky enough to see them play again a couple of years later with Strung Out at the same venue, and I saw Tony play solo with Joey Cape in 2010, which was an absolute treat. I also spoke to him at a couple of these shows and he was more than welcoming to overexcited fans like me. Thanks for the memories, Tony! Condolences to Tony’s family and those who knew him well.<span class="messageBody" data-ft='{"type":3}'></span></p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28538589326http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28538589326Thu, 02 Aug 2012 17:14:00 +1200Tony SlyNo use for a nameNUFANPunkMusicRIPWeb comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80bplK38A1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80bplK38A1rnkweso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s hard when your gillfriend breaks up with you.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28388807210http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28388807210Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:13:00 +1200Fishheartlovebroken heartfishweb comic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yfwmUUbZ1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This one is dedicated to my brother, Matthew. Because it is based off something he said. So I essentially stole it. Ta, bro.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28312482544http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28312482544Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:48:00 +1200Catfelinepetadoptadoptedweb comic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uoftqzgF1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inspired by that bit in the Olympic Opening Ceremony where it was all about the Industrial Revolution and by my comic <a href="http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/23210744352/one-of-darwins-more-controversial-discoveries" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28171600898http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28171600898Sat, 28 Jul 2012 15:02:00 +1200IndustrialRevolutionEvolutionEvolutionaryBiologyIndustryWeb comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ss0ofbsg1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Considering I haven’t drawn so many comics recently I suppose you’d expect some good shit when I do get around to loading comics. Sorry, but that is not how this site works. Quantity over quality, I always say.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28098095738http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/28098095738Fri, 27 Jul 2012 14:24:00 +1200OlympicsCopyrightshitweb comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nonjZDK51rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A birthday card for all occasions. This was not, as it may appear, inspired by the time I forgot an ex-girlfriend’s birthday. I still feel bad about that too. Sorry. Well I said sorry. Don’t be like that. Fine, suit yourself. Last time I make you a comic about a cake.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27953599085http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27953599085Wed, 25 Jul 2012 14:39:00 +1200BirthdayCakeHappySorryWeb comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lfn3PKeb1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I call it Jellyrat. The scientists call it Medusoid. It’s awesome and <a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10821574" target="_blank">here</a> is a story about it. Science is way rad!</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27808061393http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27808061393Mon, 23 Jul 2012 15:13:00 +1200HeartJellyfishJellyratRatScienceWeb comicMedusoid<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f4zyDiqs1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And don’t sing to them either. No wonder they hide in their hotel rooms. Poor bastards.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27592031860http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27592031860Fri, 20 Jul 2012 12:46:00 +1200JustinBieberOne DirectionBeliebersmusicpopweb comic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ccixvRPm1rnkweso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is probably the worst drawn person I’ve ever drawn. I hope you can tell it is a person. A girl, in fact. And she’s in my heart, if you cannot tell.</p>http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27465001541http://thesearethethingsinmyhead.tumblr.com/post/27465001541Wed, 18 Jul 2012 17:28:00 +1200Girlheartlovebloodweb comic