Although flat peaks are much easier to draw, you look like a right tool when you wear them. And you miss out on the fun of curving your peak just right.
This comic is the biggest load of shit I’ve drawn.
I’m so sorry about this. Actually I’m not. This is what you deserve.
This is my tribute to The Oatmeal’s Matthew Inman who has been threatened with legal action by a website which has used his original material to make money on their website and didn’t take too kindly to him pointing it out. So he raised a shit-tonne of money for charity, just to spite them.
It’s crap that there are websites out there that simply rip-off the creative efforts of artists like The Oatmeal and sell advertising to make buckets of cash. You, as a lovely consumer of web comics and such things should not visit these sites. Instead seek out the websites of artists, many of whom make a living from their art and the advertising on their sites.
Personally my only reason for making my little drawings is the positive feedback I receive. That’s payment enough. But I’d be well proper miffed if some scum bucket put my work on their site without any credit going to me. The great thing about the internet is the sharing of creativity, but that doesn’t meant stealing others’ creativitity, you imaginationless lump of that scum that needs to be cleaned from within the grooves of the seal which goes around the door of the fridge.
Edit: I had written this caption more articulately but then it disappeared and I’ve had to rewrite it. Ugh.
Of love, loss, and shooting practice.
I’m cold and I’m bored and I don’t have any penguins.
Doctor says no more alcohol, no spicy food and no more stress - which means no more football. Ugh.
I had this idea for a comic about chlamydia, but then it didn’t make sense outside of my head. So I made this instead, just to spite you. I’m so very, very sorry.
Edit: I’m not even sure how this is maths. Too bad, I hate maths and I can’t sleep.
I forgot to tell you, a crocodile comes up with all of my web comic ideas. But you probably already guessed.
Edit: Wait, is that an alligator? Something to do with where the eyes are on the head, I think.
Considering how stressful I find grocery shopping, number 10 may well be the easiest. The sequel to this comic here.
