A pleasant pachyderm.

A pleasant pachyderm.

I want to put people who say “totes cray” into a pot of boiling hot water.

I’d like to say this is Jimmy Savile-inspired but it isn’t. I drew it ages ago and for some reason didn’t upload it. Probably because it is terrible. Sorry. Enjoy or don’t.

First comic in ages. Might as well be about the sun. Image of the sun credit:NASA/NOAA GOES Project

Here you go, I made you all a Father’s Day card to give to your fathers. Don’t say this is the first time I’ve done something for you. Because I did the same thing for you for Mother’s Day. Quit complaining.

Spamming me with suggestions of who to follow tells me exactly who I should not be following. You.

Meanwhile, follow these are the things in my head here, and me here!